Inner Bully

Gonna be the champion of my life

I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin’ five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat

I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin’ flips and shit
The dolphin’s splashin’, gettin e’rybody all wet
But this ain’t Aegae, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.

Homer, book 2 (catalogue of ships)

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dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

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zeppelinbaby:

Outtake photos for Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours” album, 1977.

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Beater video. Scary shit

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i am moving to oregon in september to attend SOU and i just found out all three of my roommates are girls who self describe as introverted, tumblr addicts. this is going to be a new experience for me.

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rediced:

So I typed in King of The Hill in google search…

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mentalalchemy:

political-fanatic:

funeral—girl:

I was looking up Dr. Seuss drawings for an upcoming project, and I knew he was quite the political cartoonist but didn’t realize how dry the man was. So here, share my pleasant surprise.

dang

I ate atomic wings. I went pee about an hour later. Short story shorter: my dick is on fire.

not living in the woods is kind of killing me

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Hard day at work

Hard day at work


Those who say we are in a time where there are no heroes just don’t know where to look-Ronald Reagan

Those who say we are in a time where there are no heroes just don’t know where to look
-Ronald Reagan

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